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Well, okay honestly, the girl is really retarded. She thinks she's a vampire? Okay, from what I know... Vampires can't stand garlic and onions. They can't stand the sun, they doesn't have reflection, they never sleeps at night, they crave for sweet blood, have cold blood, they go crazy when they see blood... um. What else? I don't know man, the girl, like I said, is retarded. No offence, but who the f*uu will think that they are vampires. Obviously, if that's not the case, then it must be the dumbest excuse I ever heard in my entire life. Tell her to get her *** over twilight because it SUCKS. And Stephanie Meyers should go DIE for writing such horrible books and making vampire SPARKLE. Good luck!